He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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