just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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