i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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