and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm getting married
To pizza
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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