I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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