glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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