Me too!
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
