I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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