Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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