we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
And the cops told us we were all naked.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Terrible idea I love it
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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