so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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