everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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