Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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