that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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