please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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