and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
