well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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