My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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