i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
only you would photoshop your dick
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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