Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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