: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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