I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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