oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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