When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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