he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
vagina is talking i cant
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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