Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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