I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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