yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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