Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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