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(816): View more from Missouri

His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court

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(314): View more from Missouri

I think i peed on brittanys purse

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(303): View more from Colorado

It smells like weed.

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We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.

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(352): View more from Florida

Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation

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(607): View more from New York

I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.

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(416): View more from Toronto

But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I think I need practice at oral sex

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I own a practice facility.

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