"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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