they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
