honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
