Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
How's work?
Spinning.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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