Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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