jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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