doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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