What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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