had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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