I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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