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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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