You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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