If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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