So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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