Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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