The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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