i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My dick has a subreddit
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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