Yo dont text me then not text me
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Drake has all the answers
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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