I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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