I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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