Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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