I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
